February 7, 2010

Hi, I'm an arrogant prick.

When I'm in public, I honestly judge people that use Windows-based laptops. Some sample thoughts:
"Jesus, that monitor looks like fucking bullshit. Does it even have a back-light?"

"That touchpad has three buttons, and no multi-touch support? ....Wait, is that a fucking trackwheel on your keyboard?"

"Hmm... With the money they saved by avoiding the Apple Tax, they can afford to pay Dell to fuck them in the ass a second time."

"That AC adapter looks like a fucking door stop, and doesn't even have a mag-safe connection. I should do them a favor and trip on the cord now."

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